What is the craziest, most offensive (or most vomit inducing "cute") and insane swearwords/phrases you're fond of using and/or you've heard in your entire life?
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no repeatedly saying "fuck" "damn" "shit" even in multiple languages does not count as colorful swearing)
I'll kick start it:

bend me over backwards and F*ck me with a barge pole

Flying FISH MONKEYS!

Buggering Christ!

now your turn.
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